Finger,spin brush
a empty shempo bodel or a vacum hose
The best thing to do is keep your penis in your pants. Best friends generally have some privacy they like to keep to themselves and the penis is one of them.
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Substitute pretty much means replacement. If you haven't got what you really want then you get then next best thing instead.
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White wine vinegar would be the best substitute, if you have it on hand.
If you have a small penis, the best one's are where you get the deepest penetration. Try having the woman on top sitting on you.
Xenon may be a substitute.
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cucumber, carrot, rolling pin, hair brush, bike pump, sausage or frozen sausage, banana
it is penis