What is the funniest Halloween joke in the world?

Q) Why don't any of the other corpses at the mortuary like the stiffs who are waiting to be cremated?

A) Because they know sooner or later they are going to making compete ashes of themselves!

OH WAIT! How about this...

Your Mama's so ugly she has to TRICK or TREAT over the phone.

NO! NO! NO! I got it now...

Q.> WHAT DO YOU GET .....WHEN YOU GOOSE A GHOST?

A.> Okay, are you ready 4 this? A HANDFUL OF SHEET!

Okay... so, what do I win? Hello? 'anybody there? Ah, Well! Happy Halloween Everybody!