What is the funniest Halloween joke in the world?
Q) Why don't any of the other corpses at the mortuary like the stiffs who are waiting to be cremated?
A) Because they know sooner or later they are going to making compete ashes of themselves!
OH WAIT! How about this...
Your Mama's so ugly she has to TRICK or TREAT over the phone.
NO! NO! NO! I got it now...
Q.> WHAT DO YOU GET .....WHEN YOU GOOSE A GHOST?
A.> Okay, are you ready 4 this? A HANDFUL OF SHEET!
Okay... so, what do I win? Hello? 'anybody there? Ah, Well! Happy Halloween Everybody!
well scientists think that the funniest joke in the world is this one 2 hunters are in the woods hunting 1 slips and gets unconscious and the other one calls the police saying i think my friend is dead and the police said check if he's dead while he check on the phone the police hear a gunshot and the man comes back and says im sure
Since there are different types of humor and different people, even kids, have different ideas of what they consider funny, there is no funniest joke website agreeable to everyone. Not everyone sees slapstick humor as funny and many don't feel that humor with scatological or sexual content may be appropriate, and nobody really likes puns even though it is the most common type of original humor.
Go Nuts act like me!!! sit on the floor and laugh like somone just told you the funniest joke in the world. my parents says it scares them when i do that....but i do it anyway cuz its fun :) You study the speech patterns, mannerisms and outlooks of people that are insane and mimic these. It is called method acting.
"Funny" is an adjective that can only be defined to a noun by opinion. It would be wrong to say that there is a "funny" joke that appeals to all - as different people have different perspectives of "funny". What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh. My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful. Two fish are swimming and they crash into a solid cement wall. One turns to…
Scientists think that this is the funniest joke in the world: two men go hunting one falls over a tree stump his face goes white and blood pours out of his head so the other guy calls the ambulance the person on the other side of the phone is calm and says "ok first make sure he is either alive or dead " a minute goes past and a gunshot is heared then the man…