Charlie the unicorn script

Answer 1

Charlie the Unicorn Script" Blue: Heeeeeey Charliee, hey charlieee, wake up Pink: yeah charlie, u silly sleepy head, wake uuuup. Charlie: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this ed bettter be pretty friggin important, is the meadow on fire Blue: Noooo Charlie, we found a map to candy mountaiiinnn, candy mountain charlie Pink: yeah, charlie, we're going to candy mountaiiinnn, come with us charlieee Blue: yeah charlie, it will be an adventureee, we're going on an adventure charliee Charlie: yeah, candy mountain, right, im just gonna u know, go bak to sleep now Blue: nooooo, charlie, u have to come with us to candy mountain Pink: yeah charlie, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and joyness Charlie: please stop bouncing on me Blue: CANDY MOUNTAIN charliee Pink:yeah, candy mountain Charlie: alright fine, ill go with u to candy mountain Blue and pink: la la la la, alal lal Charlie: enough with the singing already Blue: our first stop is over there charlie Charlie: oh god, what is that Blue: its a leopleuradon charlie Pink: a magincal leoplueradon Blue: its gunna guide our way to candy mountain Charlie: alright guys, u do no theres no actuall candy mountain right? Blue: shaa the non-beleiver Pink: shaaa Blue: shaaaaaaaana Charlie: yeah Leopleuradon: (screech [long]) Blue: it has spoken Pink, it has told us the wayyyy Charlie: it didnt say nething Blue: its just over this bridge charlie Pink: this magical bridge of hope and wonder Charlie: is ne1 else getting like covered in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldn't b on this thing Blue:charrrrrliiee ( 3 1/2x) Charlie: im rite here, wudda ya want Blue: were on a bridge charlieee… were heeere Charlie: Well wudda ya no, there actually is a candy mountain Blue: candy mountain, candy mountain, u fill me with sweet sugary goodness Pink: go inside the candy mountain cave charlie Blue: yeah charlie, go inside the cave, magical wonders that behold when u enter Charlie: yeah, thanx but no thanx, i gunna stay out here Pink: but u have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie C-a-n-d-y: ( music ) Oh when ur down and looking for sum cheering up, than just head right up to the candy mountain cave, when u get inside, ull find urself a cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. they got lolipops and gummi drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of lovely candy cave.. the've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across the land, cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground, turn around, it astounds, its the dancing candy tree, and the candy cains imaginations runs so free, so now charlie plz will u go into the cave ( blows up ) Charlie: alright fine, ill go into the freakin camdu cave, this ed better be good Pink and Blue: yahahahah Blue: goodbye charlie Pink: yeah, goodbye charlie Charlie: goodbye? what? ( door closes ), hey! wuts goin on here, hello? (footsteps) who is that? (club hitting charlie) (wakes up) Charlie: oww god, what happened. Ahh they took my friggin kidney.

Answer 2

(Charlie is walking alone in a forest)

(Echoy voice resembling Blue/Pink's): Charlieeee.

Charlie: Hello? Is someone there?

(Echoey voice): Charlieeee.

Charlie: What? What do you want?

(silence)

Charlie: (grunts)

Pink and Blue: (materialize in a flash of light, wearing sunglasses and futuristic-looking things around their necks) Charlie!

Charlie: Gah! Ah! Give me a heart attack, that's fine!

Blue: We're from the future, Charlie!

Charlie: Oh, I bet.

Pink: The world is in perillll.

Blue: All that is good has been consumed by evil!

Pink: (Pink's eye begins to glow) The end is nigh! Nighhh!

(Pink and Blue disappear into a smoky grey cloud, where several copies of Blue and Pink's heads in various sizes emerge then disappear back into the cloud)

Charlie: Yep, so that was the scariest thing I've ever seen.

Blue: Come with us to the future!

Pink: We need your help to finish our snowman!

Charlie: Snowman? What are you going on about?

Blue: There's no time to explain!

Pink: Grab onto our tongues!

Charlie: How do I-

Blue and Pink: Blehhh!

(Blue and Pink's tongues shoot out of there mouths and drape themselves on Charlie)

Charlie: Ohhhh that is so gross!

(the three disappear in a flash of white light, then reappear in a similar flash exactly where they were before)

(Blue and Pink's Future Costumes have disappeared)

Blue: Charlie, we're here!

Pink: In the futureee! (blows party horn)

Charlie: This looks exactly the same!

Blue: Shhhh, you'll wake the Umu.

Charlie: (blinks) Umu?

Pink: We need to get to the river

Blue: And we gotta be sneaky.

(Blue and Pink start floating in the air, and bending their legs like they're made of rubber)

Pink: We gotta be sneaky, Charlie, sssneaky.

Charlie: Yeah, there's no way I can do that with my legs.

Pink: Oh no! Listen!

Blue: The Umu has awoken! Run!

Charlie: What are you- I don't hear anything!

Blue: Hurry! Look out for the Yomyoms!

Pink: They're everywherrrrrrre!

Charlie: What am I missing here?

Blue: Narshlogs! Coming in from above!

Pink: Evasive maneuvers! (Starts to float away) Neh! Nyehhh!

Blue: Charlie! Look out for the Bleh-bleh-bleh!

Charlie: (groans) Can I go home yet?

(Cuts to a river with a large duck-shaped boat which Pink and Blue are already on)

Pink: Charlie, get on the duck!

Blue: The Bleh-bleh-bleh are right behind us!

Charlie: I think I'll take my chances with the Oompoos and the Wawas.

Pink: Oh no! A Narshlog has got Charlie!

Blue: Quickly! Grab onto our tongues!

Blue and Pink: Bleh!

(Blue and Pink's tongues shoot out of there mouths and drape over Charlie)

Charlie: Oh! Aw, really? Again with the tongues?

(Cuts to Charlie, Pink and Blue on the duck-boat, riding down the river.)

Blue: Ring, ring.

Pink: Hellooo?

Blue: Ring, ring.

Pink: H-he-hellooo?

Blue: Ring, ring.

Pink: Helloooooo?

Blue: Ring, ring.

Pink: H-hello?

Blue: ...Ring, ring.

Charlie: You have a bad connection!

Blue: Time to go down below!

Pink: Into the liquid abyss!

(The duck-boat begins to sink into the river)

Charlie: Oh my God, hey, hey! I can't swim! Or breathe underwater!

Blue: Ring, ring.

Pink: Hello?

Charlie: I'm serious, I'm going to drown!

(talking over Charlie)

Blue: Ring, ring.

Pink: Hellooo?

Blue: Ring, ring.

Pink: Hellooo?

Charlie: What does this have to do with snowmen?

Blue: Ring, ring.

Pink: Helloooblubblubblub

(duckboat sinks into the river with Charlie, Pink and Blue on it)

(Cuts to scene where the duckboat is floating to the floor of what looks to be ruins of a castle)

Blue: See, Charlie? Look!

Pink: This is where we've hidden the snowman!

Charlie: Yeah, to save the world, right? I'm not even gonna ask how I'm still alive. 'Cause you know what I think? I think I died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment.

Blue: You're like a constant downer, huh?

(Cuts to scene a where Charlie, Pink, and Blue are walking through the ruins)

Pink: To get to the snowman we need to first pass-(camera zooms out to reveal a door standing alone in front of the trio) the Dooooor!

Blue: The Dooooor!

Charlie: The Door?

Pink: Th-the Door!

Charlie: What is the Door?

Blue: The Door is everything!

Pink: All that once was and all that will be!

(The door begins to float and multicolored light begin to flash)

Blue: The Door controls Time and Space!

Pink: Life and Death!

Blue: The Door can see into your mind!

Pink: (Pink's pupil contracts) The Door can see into your SOUL!

Charlie: Really, th-the Door can do all that?

Pink: Heh, no.

(Cuts to a scene where Charlie, Blue and Pink are walking through the ruins again.)

Blue: We're almost there, Charlie. It's right at the end of this-Oh my God it's a whale!

Pink: Nooooo! Whaaaale!

(Shadow of a whale passes over the trio)

(silence)

(Shadow moves on)

Blue: Just a few more steps and-Oh my God it's a Narwhal!

Pink: Noooo! Narwhaaaaal! Narwhal of deathhhhh! It's gonna kill us!

(Shadow of a Narwhal passes over the trio)

(Silence)

(Shadow moves on)

Blue: It's right up ahead now! You can see the-Oh my God it's a-

Charlie: Stop it! Stop it! I don't care about each and every sea creature you see!

Pink: But, Charlie! They care about you!

(Music begins as a beam of light covers Charlie and he begins to float upwards)

Charlie: Oh, no. No! No! Noo!

(Charlie lands on the top of a pillar, and what seems to be a goat-seal hybrid floats on screen with a bunch of balloons then lets them go.)

Goat-seal: (singing) When, you're feeling all alone, the world's a drone, and nobody's shown any love to you,

Charlie: (speaking) I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy.

Goat-seal: (singing) When, you're heart is cold as stone, just change your tone, get rid of that groan, and the world will too!

Charlie: Probably gonna go with creepy.

'Goat-seal: Cause Swordfishes-

Swordfish: Love you.

Goat-seal: Jellyfishes-

Jellyfish: Love you.

Goat-seal: Starfishes-

Starfish: I LOVE YOU!!

Goat-seal: You know it's true. Catfishes-

Catfish: Love you.

Goat-seal: Carpfishes-

Carpfish: Love you.

Goat-seal: Blowfishes-

(Starfish cuts in front of blowfish)

Starfish: STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!

Goat-seal: In the ocean blue!

(Shrimp wearing a golden chain around his neck and sunglasses appears with a bright orange background and begins to rap):

Lungfish, Blackfish, Alligator, Icefish. Armourhead, Hammerhead, Anaconda, Flathead, Manta Ray, Sting Ray, Fangtooth Moray, Goblin shark, Grass Carp, Round River Bat Ray., Noodlefish, Hagfish, Man O' War, Ladyfish,Black Eel, Baby seal, Sprat, Koi, Electric Eel, Lamprey, Pejerey, Yellow-edged Moray, Salmon Shark, Sleeper Shark, Featherback and Eagle Ray!

(cuts back to Charlie and the Goat-seal)

Goat-seal: Well, you can ignore this plea.That's fine with me, But one day you'll see, That my words are true!

Charlie: Please stop singing to me.

Goat-seal: What if, You find that you agree? I garauntee, That you will soon beFeeling the love too!

Charlie: I can't wait.

'Goat-seal: Cause Swordfishes-

Swordfish: Love you.

Goat-seal: Jellyfishes-

Jellyfish: Love you.

Goat-seal: Starfishes-

Starfish: I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER!

Goat-seal: You know it's true! Catfishes-

Catfish: Love you.

Goat-seal: Carpfishes-

Carpfish: Love you.

Goat-seal: Blowfishes-

(Starfish cuts in front of blowfish)

Starfish: STARFISH! LOVE ME! LOVE ME!

Goat-seal: In the ocean BLUEEE!

(Goat-seal floats off a bit and explodes)

(music ends)

Charlie: (floats back down to the ground) Oh, there goes everyone exploding. (camera zooms out to reveal a nose-less snowman standing on a pillar) Oh, hey, look at that. Hey guys! I found the snowman! What did you want me to do? Guys?

(green tendrils of smoke start rising from the ground.)

Charlie: What the-Oh, sleeping gas! Of course. Why did I expect any different?

(Charlie collapses, the screen goes black)

(cuts to scen with charlie laying on the ground in a field of tundra, and it's snowing. His horn is gone.)

Charlie: (wakes up) Uh, oh, oh! Where am I? Hey! What happened to my horn?!

(camera zooms out to reveal the snowman with Charlie's horn as it's nose)

Charlie: Oh! Come on, really! What did that accomplish?! Why would- (camera zooms out to reveal a pink glob in the snowman's side) Oh, look it's my kidney.

Answer 3

The script for Charlie the Unicorn: The Door is a word for word listing of what is said on the video. Charlie the Unicorn can be viewed on YouTube.