Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis,
Over hills we go,
Crashing into trees.
The snow is turning red
I think Iām nearly dead,
Woke up in the hospital,
With stitches on my head.
Ohh Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin flew away!
Uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway.
HEY!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin flew away!
Auntie Ruby lost her b**bies on the motorway.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Santa clause is dead
Rudolph got a twenty-two
And shot him in the head
Hey!
Barbie doll, Barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But Mario and GI-Joe
Stabbed her with a knife
Hey!
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight!
(chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side,
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot.
(chorus)
A day or two ago,
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow,
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh,
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
But quickly drove away.
(chorus)
Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young,
Take the girls tonight
and sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bobtailed bay
Two forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack! you'll take the lead.
(chorus)
This is the parody of Jingle bells...
Dashing through the snow,
In a pair of broken skis,
Over hills we go,
Smashing into trees,
The snow is turning red,
I think I'm almost dead,
And now I'm in the hospital with stitches in my head,
Oh,
Santa Claus Santa Claus you are very fat,
I was sleeping peacefully,
And now my bed is flat,
Oh,
Santa Claus Santa Claus,
How much do you weigh,
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer,
that has to pull your sleigh.
Ow!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Robin flew away
He landed on a football pitch
And didn't know how to play.
The Aussie Jungle Bells version of Jingle Bells was written by Colin Buchanan.The original version can be viewed at the related link below.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bobtails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Now the ground is white Go it while you're young, Take the girls tonight and sing this sleighing song; Just get a bobtailed bay Two forty as his speed Hitch him to an open sleigh And crack! you'll take the lead. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle Jingle Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse... Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Jingle bells!
Jingle Bells is Christmas music.
The song is properly called One Horse Open Sleigh. Jingle bells is an imperative.
James LordPierman Wrote the classic Christmas song Jingle Bells.
The Aussie Jungle Bells version of Jingle Bells was written by Colin Buchanan.The original version can be viewed at the related link below.
Aussie jingle bells?
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the wayChristmas in New Zealand on a sunny summer's day, ah!Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the wayOh what fun it is to have a Kiwi holiday!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bobtails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Now the ground is white Go it while you're young, Take the girls tonight and sing this sleighing song; Just get a bobtailed bay Two forty as his speed Hitch him to an open sleigh And crack! you'll take the lead. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle Jingle Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse... Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Jingle bells!
Jingle Bells is Christmas music.
JINGLE BELLS!!!!!
They'll be the same as the lyrics for any other version.
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
everyone sings jingle bells.
The song is properly called One Horse Open Sleigh. Jingle bells is an imperative.
bells were on bob tails
Jingle, jingle, jingle.