What is the world's best blonde joke?
A young ventriliquist is touring bars and stops at a bar in a small town. He is doing his main blonde jokes with his little puppet until suddenly a blonde in the audience jumps upand yells, "You are giving blondes a bad name! We are not dumb because of our hair colour! We are just as intelligent as any of you brunettes or redheads! Just because of our hair colour you are singling us out and bullying us! You think you can just use us!" The man is very embarrassed and starts apoligising immediatly until the blonde shouts, "Oh, you stay out of this! I am talking to the little guy on your lap making these rude jokes!"