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Um... this answer is (Most likely) a lie, so if you REALLY need to know, then I'm not the person to ask. Here:

Take an earplug and put it in the ear the bug is NOT in. You do NOT want to push the bug farther in. Take a pair of fine tweezers and begin to reach inside the ear the bug IS in. Careful not to touch the ear. If the bug crawled in backwards, and his head is in the front, reach the tweezers in and try to either, A, squish his head into gruesome, MUSHY, PUTRID ICKY PIECES OF...You get the idea. OR B, pull his head straight off! That's all there is to it! You're done! Well, almost. Now, If the bug has crawled in frontwards, and you're looking at his big, buggy bottom, then do the above steps to his fat, deserving behind! Doesn't that just make you sssSSSOOOO happy?!? Now, be warned (this is why we put the earplug in), that bug will be SCREAMING, YELLING, SCREECHING in pain, so the patient will have sore ears afterward. Now that the IMPORTANT "BUSINESS" has been done, carefully pull the fat, ugly, revolting little tick out of the poor boys ear, and CHUCK IT OUT THE WINDOW!!! HAHAHA!! TAKE. THAT. YOU. IDIOTIC. BUG!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, I'm done now. Sorry, I HATE bugs.

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14y ago

Yo ma hobbo, me nugs go in the land, i see them down me hankie, i looked and gasped and my ear started ringing, "fjsighsnvawlifhioae" the buggsie was talkin' jibberish, i didnt know whatta do! so i rapped to the buggsio "Yo ma bro like totaly outta ma ear hoho".

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14y ago

Close the ear from the other side - the bug will sense that there is no air flow on the other side and will immediately come out of the ear that it went in thru!

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11y ago

put ice on your ear and let it sit on ear for 10:00 min then put a cold cloth to bring down the swelling

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Get it out. Some ear drops ought to encourage it to move.

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15y ago

You should go to the doctor.

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3y ago

Try to sneeze it out

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