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What types of activities do centaurs do?

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December 19, 2014 6:50AM
  1. hunting
  2. getting drunk
  3. breaking furniture
  4. kidnapping women
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December 19, 2014 4:09AM

Centaurs do most activities that us humans do, as long as they don't involve wearing pants, tap-dancing. Examples include: Walking on the beach at sunset; birdwatching; doodling; jogging (also called trotting); and playing Magic the Gathering.

They also seem particularly adept at archery, drinking alcohol and trampling crops, but don't mention it to their face or they'll call you racist.