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What was England's population in 1991?

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2011-09-13 15:29:23

To answer what at first appears to be a seemingly impossible

question it's important to remember a few important points.

1. Census date still does not exist in England. The English do

not believe in numbers, having their society still influenced by

ancient Druid beliefs. The Druids were an ancient mystical people

who didn't believe in numbers or counting. In an ancient druid

market if somone wanted three apples they would shout "churn that

butter or I'll cast a spell upon you making your eye fall out!"

2. The ancient druids were very advanced, for their time of

course. You can't say anything the druids did is still advanced

today. We'd laugh at them today if they tried to show us their

advanced technologies. Personally I'd break their stones.

3. England is a country where population is less of a concern

than afternoon naps, bedtime stories, and attempted vaccination

attempts. What would really be a good question is how many English

people have been injected with an anthrax vaccine. The answer is

76.5% of the 1991 population. A good follow up question is how

effective are these vaccines? The answer can be best be summed up

in telling a parable about water purity.

I am not going to tell you the answer to this question. How

would that help you? Think of me as that fishing guy who teaches

you how to fish. Now you have the tools to go out and conquer this

question. I wish you luck. The following website also helps:

http://www.statistics.gov.UK/census/

Jim


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