What was England's population in 1991?
To answer what at first appears to be a seemingly impossible
question it's important to remember a few important points.
1. Census date still does not exist in England. The English do
not believe in numbers, having their society still influenced by
ancient Druid beliefs. The Druids were an ancient mystical people
who didn't believe in numbers or counting. In an ancient druid
market if somone wanted three apples they would shout "churn that
butter or I'll cast a spell upon you making your eye fall out!"
2. The ancient druids were very advanced, for their time of
course. You can't say anything the druids did is still advanced
today. We'd laugh at them today if they tried to show us their
advanced technologies. Personally I'd break their stones.
3. England is a country where population is less of a concern
than afternoon naps, bedtime stories, and attempted vaccination
attempts. What would really be a good question is how many English
people have been injected with an anthrax vaccine. The answer is
76.5% of the 1991 population. A good follow up question is how
effective are these vaccines? The answer can be best be summed up
in telling a parable about water purity.
I am not going to tell you the answer to this question. How
would that help you? Think of me as that fishing guy who teaches
you how to fish. Now you have the tools to go out and conquer this
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