Please note that the similary between a computer language and a
spoken language is very remote. The keywords in Java are English
words, or similar to English words, but that's about all, with
respect to similarity.
A crumpet is something similar to an English Muffin, only much
better. Sort of a cross between an English Muffin and a pancake.
They're a British breakfast food. You can also buy them at Trader
Joes in the U.S.