What would happen if Zeus farted?

The environmental impact concerning such a sudden and ample distribution of carbon dioxide is unpredictable, but would probably cause the world to explode, a massive outbreak of HIV, conservatives drinking bottles of ammonia, a climactic increase in the number of exploding squirrels, and an Asian in the eastern regions falling down a storm drain. However, considering that the factors of Zeus' size and distance from our solar system remain unknown concepts, we can only be sure of a tax increase, due to vehicle emissions that add to the original Zeus emission.