When did fellatio start?
Wiki User
2009-07-16 02:18:46
It all began in the 12th century A.D. when Sir Romulus III was
walking to his weekly game of badmitten. On this particular day,
Sir Romulus opted to take a shortcut through the Pennywinkle
Forest. Hiding beneath a patch of bush beside the path, a derelict
lay performing a handjob on himself (which was known as "priming
the Pope" in those days. Well, Sir Romulus was not minding the path
when he tripped over a root growing in its midst. He tried to keep
his balance but could not and he fell face first into the bushes.
As you might imagine, his mouth came down right upon the derelict's
erect wanker (which is why it is referred as "going down" on
someone) and, as the derelict was on the verge of ejaculation, he
blew his wad of creme brule right down the throat and into the
gullet of Sir Romulus III. Then, in order to ammend the situation,
the both of them agreed that it was only propper for the derelict
to suck off Sir Romulus, thus squaring the debt and that is why to
this day ettiquette tells us that "we musn't get it, lest we are
willing to give it". And that, my comrades, is the history of the
first fellatio.
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