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Why is Chuck Norris funny?

Reason: Cause he has a big sense of humour, and Heres a Chuck norris joke, How can Chuck norris be found, You dont find chuck norris, He Finds you

What does Chuck Norris think about the Chuck Norris jokes?

he thinks there funny and he has a top five favorite list

Why does Justin Bieber like Chuck Norris?

because chuck is funny

Can Chuck Norris kill god?

No. That joke is old and wasn't ever funny Chuck Norris probably is god

What are some funny Chuck Norris's facts?

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris

Who is better Chuck Norris or Mr.T?

Chuck Norris by far true he is a better fighter too also check out chuck Norris top 100 facts on eBay guides its funny as muck!

Are Chuck Norris jokes funny?

That is a personal opinion and therefore there is no right or wrong answer. However, I did hear that Chuck Norris counted to infinity...................................................................................................................twice.

Where is Chuck Norris aka Chuckyboy?

Right behind you, funny boy.

Why does Justin Bieber joke so much about Chuck Norris?

Justin looks up to Chuck Norris and thinks his jokes are funny so he tweets about him frequently.

What is the gratest Chuck Norris joke?

Chuck Norris doesnt need a joke to be funny, he is the funniest person in the world, because people know if they dont laugh, they die

Is Chuck Norris funny?

He is known to have a delightful sense of humor. Then he roundhouse kicks you into orbit.

Why do people make Chuck Norris jokes?

People don't make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes jokes people. I think people make these jokes because Chuck Norris featured in many fighting films and always used to be the super strong and epic character. So people make funny fantasy jokes about him like 'Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth... its never stopped spinning'

Tell us something funny?

Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.

What are funny Chuck Norris jokes?

A couple: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris Once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes. When someone says "No one is perfect", Chuck Norris takes this a personal insult. Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes. Chuck Norris uses his pinky to play baseball, his hits usually get about 13,000 miles. On a bad day. Chuck Norris doesn't have a cat, he has a mutated 3 headed, black and red, 30 foot tall kitty with teeth that radiate pure death.

Does it really say Run while you still can if you misspell Chuck Norris?

IT DOES. Click on the related link below. JUST DO IT IT'S FUNNY DO IT OR YOU ARE UNAWESOME ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It does not say that anymore. now it DOES say did you mean: chuck norris

What is so funny about Chuck Norris jokes?

They make Arnold look like a wimp! -And he's a governor!

Why did Chuck Norris agree to do Mike Huckabee's campaign ad?

because Huck. agreed to pay chuck in 10 choco tacos per hour ...duhh ---- Because that way they could do 'Huck Chuck Facts' (I left the above because it was funny)

Should WikiAnswers be shut down?

No they shouldn't, because the first time i looked at where chuck Norris lives i cryed. this site is so funny i could marry it

How do you get Justin Bieber to flirt with you?

Go to one of his concerts and just say random and funny stuff :) He loves when fans talk about chuck Norris on twitter. Haha

What are some funny things famous people have said?

CHUCK NORRIS he didn't have to say anything... he just showed up and everyone thought it was funny... until he roundhouse kicked one of them into the rest. no-one survived... hahaha

What are some funny topics for a compare and contrast essay?

Erm Perhaps Comparing/Contrasting Chuck Norris and God. The decisions of Red Riding Hood to the decisions of Goldilocks.

Are there any Google searches that have no results?

Not that I know of, but here are some funny searches: type in french military victories, then click "I'm feeling lucky". It will say:Did you mean: french military defeatsNo standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents.And, type in "Where do I find Chuck Norris" and it will say:Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Who would win a leg wrestling match SMSgt Herkel or Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris chooses whether he wins or not, he could make him explode if SMSgt Herkel even looked at him funny.Another Opinion:SMSgt Herkel is the best pick in this case; especially so if the contest is held at the Defender's Den. However, at the bottom of the ocean or maybe on the surface of the sun, Chuck Norris might be able to cause a distraction with the threat of roundhouse kicks and thereby have a 1 in 50 chance of victory

Is it possible to find Chuck Norris on GTA 4?

No, but if you go to Cluckin' Bell look at that random action figure on the wall. Under it says "Free Cluck Norris toy every clucky meal" xD It's a pretty sweet and funny Easter Egg

Why does Jack Black the fat actor suck so bad and doesn't he know how horrible and completely not funny he is and really has no acting ability just like Chuck Norris?

ohhh shut your face