Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

The chicken didn't cross the road because...

- there was a KFC restaurant on the other side.

- it was busy changing a light bulb.

- there was no one there to egg it on.

- it didn't want to lay it on the line.

- it was marching to the beat of a different drumstick.

- it didn't want to be chicken pie.

- a chicken crossing the road would be a fowl proceeding.

- it was too chicken.

- one day, he sat down on the side of the road and stared off into the unknown distance. And he realized something. The grass was not greener on the other side. It was beautiful right where he was. Despite what everyone told him, the grass was not greener on the other side.