they don't mean to! they just poo anywhere they like!
No they don't. They love pooping on cars.
Because, for birds to poop in their nests, well that's one stupid bird. Birds poop everywhere, they do not "target" cars, people, or statues, etc. It just seems that way because these things matter more to us than grass, parking lots, etc. Admittedly, some birds do target other birds.
Birds don't know what a car is, they just need to defecate. Also, they often defecate as they fly so their poop falls just anywhere.
I means to favor your and other peoples poop
birds hit cars
Any that are parked under places where birds roost. They don't discriminate car colour or type.
In your dreams!
Yes. As do all birds.
All birds poo.
Yes they do.
Only in some strange fetishes like BDSM would this ever happen.
they pick it up in their beaks and throw it out! yuk!