People don't make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes jokes people.
I think people make these jokes because Chuck Norris featured in many fighting films and always used to be the super strong and epic character. So people make funny fantasy jokes about him like 'Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth... its never stopped spinning'
Because he's Chuck Norris!
... He is a film satar, and on ads, like billy blanks, except he is strong.
To honor the overwhelming force and accuracy of his legendary roundhouse kick to the head -I HAD to say that! -Is he still looking at me?
I have a slight suspision that chuck norris is famous
There are no jokes. Only pure facts.
Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
It MIGHT have been Chuck Norris. But records do not indicate a Dallas Cowboys coach currently IN ORBIT.
You can find a variety of open legs, legs open, and close your legs jokes online at websites such as Jokes and Search Quotes. You can also sign up for the jokes update from the Lots of Jokes website that will continually email you the latest jokes.
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You could type Joke or Jokes into the search bar, and you might find groups, pages, and applications for jokes. However, most jokes people post are a part of their own personal feeds, so you will get their jokes as part of your other stuff.
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
Justin looks up to Chuck Norris and thinks his jokes are funny so he tweets about him frequently.
I doubt Chuck Norris has tried to - however the most probable answer is no.
call up joey d or chuck Norris call up joey d or chuck Norris
nothing he's just chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
himself
NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! chuck Norris can't be killed yet batman can,so shut the fork up, or fear chuck Norris's round house kick.
You can find pictures of Chuck Norris online at the official Chuck Norris website. Alternatively, you can also find these pictures at the Wikipedia. Once on the page, type "Chuck Norris" into the search field at the top of the page and press enter to bring up the information.
That, sir, is impossible.
it really depends on how strong smart and enraged the monkey is and how tired and not in the the mood of a fight chuck Norris is