Why is SpongeBob cool?

Answer 1

SpongeBob is awsome because if mr. krabs or plankton were best friends, than that would make Gary awesome. Also if squidward met Patrick on february 16, 1952, that would make sandy awesome. And if mrs. puff had said the word, "fishpaste," during the civil war, that would make pearl awesome. SpongeBob is awesome because squidward graduated from FLOUNDER FISH HIGH SCHOOL.

that is why SpongeBob is awesome.

And don't forget that if Gary meowed in Jellyfish Fields during the 1930s, that would make King Neptune awesome.And if Patrick ate pistachio ice cream and blew a bubble around the Chum bucket, then revealed to Spongebob that he is on TV, then threw a rock into a hole and wrote a letter to Santa Claus in April and broke a lightbulb which let poisonous smoke into the air, which polluted Bikini Bottom, making all the fish die except for himself, Spongebob and Squidward, and then Spongebob burnt a Krabby Patty and fed it to a Jellyfish, and then a human ate Spongebob's pineapple, and then Patrick ate the human and grew to gigantic size, and then pooped out the human, and the human fell over dead from suffocation, and then Gary crawled onto the top of the Krusty Krab and ate a pie while using laser vision to burn Mrs.Puff's boating school, which caught on fire and reeked havoc throughout the world, that would make Squidward awesome!

And don't say this doesn't make sense because it does

Answer 2

His full name is Robert but they sometimes call him bob and SpongeBob His full name is Robert but they sometimes call him bob and SpongeBob

Answer 3

Because he is the star of the greatest TV show known to man.

Answer 4

Obviously! Spongebob is awesome!

Answer 5

no.