The joke is getting so old that no one thinks its funny
Because he wanted to get away from the people bugging him about why he was doing it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Y Didn't the chicken cross the road...........cause he was road kill
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. Because the chicken was on vacation!
chicken
By walking
by teaching it to drive
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
because the chicken was wearing it.
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.
I believe Einstein would say: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."