Will cheese end the world

Answer 1

why yes it can, it has an organismin it that will trigger in the next... ten hundred years and will go: "AHH YOU PEOPLE ARE MY SLAVES" and will use mind control powers to zap people if they do not believe in the CHEESE! you better watch out and not live to be a thousand! it already has oh know it heard me!! its coming closer!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hi mr.person this is mr.cheese and yes we can take over the world. muahahahahahahah. and remember we know were you live love,

mr.cheese

Yes. Cheese was a top secret experiment some Swiss scientists were making. Cheese escaped, and the public ate it. They thought it was so yummy they started making it in mass production. Now cheese is in every refrigerator in the world, gaining humans' confidence with every sandwich, and every hamburger.

I personally believe the day is not far when the order will be given and Cheese will take over. Currently their secret head quarters is the moon, early scientists thought that the moon was made of cheese, but recently that idea has been ridiculed. True, the moon is not made of cheese, but the Cheese is still there. Hidden below the surface is the Cheese King, and billions of Cheese soldiers. They are waiting for the humans to be engaged in a World War III, and then they will attack.

If we just blew up the moon then their plot would be foiled, but the government won't do it because they think it will mess up the tides, and our calender.

So, we just wait for the day when we will fall into the, uh, hands, of the Cheese and become their slaves. Oh well.

Answer 2

no way! cheese comes in peace and pieces!