Jokes and Riddles

Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!

Asked by Walter Carter in Jokes and Riddles, Word Games

Would you rather be able to detect any lie you hear or get away with any lie you told?

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I think it would be more fun and personally rewarding (albeit probably immoral) to get away with any lie you told. Identifying any lie you hear will most likely only teach you things you wish you didn't know.
Asked in Pigs, Jokes and Riddles

Why did the baby pig eat so much?

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He was making a hog of himself
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How did Mortimer Buckle do in his Breadmaking Class?

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This is an older joke. The answer is: His name was on the honor roll.
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What would you rather eat a hippo or bird poop?

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Hippo ! why would you eat a bird poop.Though hippo is difficult to eat.
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How can a fisherman save gas?

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karp-ooling because there is a fish called a karp
Asked in Jokes and Riddles, Crossword Puzzles

What happened when the crossword puzzle champion died?

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The punch line to this joke is, "They buried him six down and eight across."
Asked in Jokes and Riddles, English to Spanish, Sioux Indians, English to Hawaiian

What did they say about the man who drank shellac?

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Answer no spaces needed He had a lovely finish Yes That is right thx yes thank you soo much, i love Justin bieber. <3
Asked in Jokes and Riddles, Definitions

How many letters is the longest word in the English dictionary?

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis = 45 letters
Asked in Math and Arithmetic, Jokes and Riddles

How many times can you subtract the number five from twenty five?

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5 times 1 time, when you take five from twenty five it becomes twenty.
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When was the 300-lb wrestler on television?

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Just Before The Set Caved In
Asked in Jokes and Riddles, Humor & Amusement

What is the difference between a proverb and a riddle?

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Proverbs are sayings with moral value, and a lesson in them. Proverbs express common-sense truths. Riddles, on the other hand, can be either questions with a double meaning, or conundrums/enigmas. In either case, they leave the recipient guessing.
Asked in Jokes and Riddles, Brain Teasers and Logic Puzzles, Elephants

How do you solve the Pink Elephant Riddle?

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The phrase "Pink Elephants" appears 4 times so the answer is 4.
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Why would a prism beat a sphere in a competition?

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Because a prism travels at the speed of light.
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Why did the dog go to court?

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He got a barking ticket.
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How can you order a ladder?

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call the rung number.