Pranks and Practical Jokes

When i saw this question, i had to answer it. okay so here it is

1. this only works if people are HEAVy sleepers. theres the usual, you put make up on a MANS face. the point is not to make it look good. mix up all the colors, but the best part. make sure you take a picture of it. i did it once, it had me cracking

2. this i read somewhere, i dont remember where, so its not mine. when your at the beach, and someone is sitting on a towel, gets up to go somewhere. remove the towel, and dig a deep hole. replace the towel as it was. they'll get an unnexpected suprise when they sit down and relax........lol

3. get alone with the person you want to prank. dare them to place a glass of water each on the back of their hands. then walk out.

i have many many more, but just cant remember them

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If you have an annoying ringtone on your phone, put it at maximum volume and when she's asleep play it right next to her ear and then run!

put them in the shower naked, draw on them especially their face, antique them(take a hand full of flour and throw it in their face), put a low table on the bed above their head and make a loud noise so they bang their head, saran wrap them to the bed, hand in warm water so they pee, put honey or another substace on their hand and tickle their face with a string.

1st: I had a foolproof trick to get of school without having to" skip it "

I used a match stick, you just tickle tenderly the inside of your nose it causes watery eyes and lots of first class sneezin, so the teacher sends you home so you dont spread the cold, It comes in handy on match days. 2nd:Pick two teachers that you think would be most suitable for this prank, say, teacher 1 and teacher 2. Pick one teacher that you'd like to prank, say t1, and try to learn the handwriting style of t2. Write a love letter from t2 and put it in an envelope saying 'to t1' and put it somewhere where t1 will find it without knowing where it came from.

3rd:Collect school notices (stuff that gets sent to teachers with info on meetings, etc). Make your own ones that look similar, and distribute it to teachers. Like tell certain teachers you hate that times have changed and that they don't have a class (when they do). They either won't show up, or will get confused and go ask, which will make the principal confused, which will make everyone confused.... There, you've successfully confused everyone. Feel proud :) You can take this further and make notices saying there's no school on a specific day for whatever reason.

4th:In computer class, unplug your mouse and keyboard from the computer and say the computer froze. It'll baffle your teacher.

5th:When there is a sub and as usual dont want to do jacksquat, have someone raise your (or a friend's) hand and say you or your friend lost a contact lens. The sub SHOULD agree and have the class help you find it. All you got to do is pretend to look. Before you know it class is over.

i found that if you really want them to stop you can get a vivint security system (which has a camera in the doorbell) and when they approach your door you will have them on video then you can call the local police or sherriff's office and report them for harrassment i promise it will teach them not to do it not only to your house but anyone's house..... If they continue after you report it continue to report it until someone somewhere does something. Just please don't take it into your own hands.... I can almost promise if you do it will not turn out pretty for you...

lets say your sibling stole something and wont give it back. Steal something from them when they arent looking and place it in a room thet thay are sur to go to. while they are busy sneak into their room and get it back. this is also a good way to check and see if they are hiding any candy in there room with them. this can also be done when the sibling isn't present but it is more exiting this way and sibling will be more surprised. be sure to hide it when done becase the sibling will surly accuse you immediatley.

The serpent telling Eve the apple was innocent.

1. Have pancakes for breakfast. Make the syrup coke or root beer.

2. If you have a license, tell your parents you got a ticket for speeding.

3. Call a bar, and tell them your looking for Amanda Hug and Kiss

4. Call a bar and say your looking for My Hi Jean Is Low

5. take a bottle of nail polish and take some wax paper. spill the nail polish on the wax paper and let it dry. then when it dries, peel it off and stick it everywhere.

No. Cruelty is not funny.

Nothing is known of Jesus and his childhood, till he is 12 years old.

an elephant and a camel meet on a road:

Elephant: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?

The camel pauses for a minute....

Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...

hope that helps!

Because on April Fool's Day you are supposed to, that's why it is call April Fool's Day.

Because it is a day of playing pranks on people and having fun

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There are funny pranks to ding dong ditching. for example you can search on youtube for "ding dong ditch gone wrong" and there will come up a video of a black boy ding dong ditching a house, and that boy is me! I rang the doorbell once, ran away, the man came outside and went back in. I rang the doorbell the second time, he came and went back inside. I didn't notice, but when I went up there the third time, he was standing right by the door inside his house, and when I went up to the door, he chased me with a baseball bat. How funny is that!!

Publix is better, even though it is a little more expensive you get more quality and more fresh. Also there customer service is much better. Inside Walmart people are always rude and in the way. Every time I go there is police there and end up getting into a fight.

just make sure u are not on your period and wear a thong or a g string as it feels sexier. then if u have a boyfriend or a girlfriend let them give you several short, swift, sharp tugs on the back of your pants. after it has gone as far up your crack as is desired then undig the pants and do again. can be pleasure increased by sliding foam or squishy fruit down the fornt side and back of the underwear. if u are feeling brave you could use this as a part of bondage sex and let them tie u up or hang you from the bedpost. they could also blindfold u 2 make u more vulnerable and throw things at u. when u have had enough or the thong or g string starts to feel as if it could rip soon, let them gently lower u down from the bedpost or banister make sure u are not expecting any visitors otherwise they would be getting a nasty shock when they walk through the door lol and carry on with the sharp and quick tugs on the back of the thong or the g string. if they are really feeling adventurous they could tug the sides and-or the fornt as well although this can cause a great deal of uncomfort for boys because it twists and squashes the testicles together and can cause a painful burning sensation. next if they are up for it stand face to face close together and suddenly reach up around their back and then yank and i mean yank on the middle of the back of their sexy underwear. again if you are feeling adventurous or want to be a little bit naughty, u could kneel and use your teeth to yank the undies up as far as the crack will let them. stop if you feel the material begin to rip.

i love the feeling of the pulling from the front, i am a girl.

Because he is bad a pranks

stand right outside the toilet door as she is coming out

my sister was so freaked out

hit cars

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