I have 2.
1. Someone Pooped in a Swimming Pool at Centre Parcs in Norway Sherwood Forest then Lights came flashing Green, Red, Blue, and Yellow and music going dn dn dn dn dn! Dn Dn Dn Dn Dn! I loled A man running into the pool and picking it up and throwing it into the Bin!
That actually 2 now!
2. Slap me! Owch! What did I just say? this is you. Slap me! Owch!