A simple answer is, yes :-(.
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The vampire squids have two tentacles which are referred to as their retractile filaments. Also, Vampire squids have 8 arms.
Kind of.
squids
The same as most squids do - backwards.
No
no
No they do not.
Yes
in your imagination.
no
No. There is no such thing as "Vampire squids", at least not land-dwelling ones that would go into a McDonald's to eat hamburgers.