Charlie the unicorn script?
Charlie the Unicorn Script" Blue: Heeeeeey Charliee, hey charlieee, wake up Pink: yeah charlie, u silly sleepy head, wake uuuup. Charlie: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this ed bettter be pretty friggin important, is the meadow on fire Blue: Noooo Charlie, we found a map to candy mountaiiinnn, candy mountain charlie Pink: yeah, charlie, we're going to candy mountaiiinnn, come with us charlieee Blue: yeah charlie, it will be an adventureee, we're going on an adventure charliee Charlie: yeah, candy mountain, right, im just gonna u know, go bak to sleep now Blue: nooooo, charlie, u have to come with us to candy mountain Pink: yeah charlie, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and joyness Charlie: please stop bouncing on me Blue: CANDY MOUNTAIN charliee Pink:yeah, candy mountain Charlie: alright fine, ill go with u to candy mountain Blue and pink: la la la la, alal lal Charlie: enough with the singing already Blue: our first stop is over there charlie Charlie: oh god, what is that Blue: its a leopleuradon charlie Pink: a magincal leoplueradon Blue: its gunna guide our way to candy mountain Charlie: alright guys, u do no theres no actuall candy mountain right? Blue: shaa the non-beleiver Pink: shaaa Blue: shaaaaaaaana Charlie: yeah Leopleuradon: (screech [long]) Blue: it has spoken Pink, it has told us the wayyyy Charlie: it didnt say nething Blue: its just over this bridge charlie Pink: this magical bridge of hope and wonder Charlie: is ne1 else getting like covered in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldn't b on this thing Blue:charrrrrliiee ( 3 1/2x) Charlie: im rite here, wudda ya want Blue: were on a bridge charlieee… were heeere Charlie: Well wudda ya no, there actually is a candy mountain Blue: candy mountain, candy mountain, u fill me with sweet sugary goodness Pink: go inside the candy mountain cave charlie Blue: yeah charlie, go inside the cave, magical wonders that behold when u enter Charlie: yeah, thanx but no thanx, i gunna stay out here Pink: but u have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie C-a-n-d-y: ( music ) Oh when ur down and looking for sum cheering up, than just head right up to the candy mountain cave, when u get inside, ull find urself a cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. they got lolipops and gummi drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of lovely candy cave.. the've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across the land, cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground, turn around, it astounds, its the dancing candy tree, and the candy cains imaginations runs so free, so now charlie plz will u go into the cave ( blows up ) Charlie: alright fine, ill go into the freakin camdu cave, this ed better be good Pink and Blue: yahahahah Blue: goodbye charlie Pink: yeah, goodbye charlie Charlie: goodbye? what? ( door closes ), hey! wuts goin on here, hello? (footsteps) who is that? (club hitting charlie) (wakes up) Charlie: oww god, what happened. Ahh they took my friggin kidney.