How can you act like a dog?

Answer 1

first.. why are you trying to act like a dog....ono..and second how old are you?. ah but this must be answered how agonizing it may be. Get on your knees and crawl outside. crawl to the neighbours yard and pull down your pants then take a shit/piss and leave (after kicking the grass of course.) Do this as much as your bladder wills you too. then walk (or rather crawl) to a park and sniff around for cat droppings. once you find them duck down and grab them in your mouth chewing them silently . (dont think about the millions of tiny bugs in that). Than crawl to anyone barking like a crazed father. Sit down in the shade and attack anything that wanders by. Then of course walk to this strange looking man (must be around 23-89) he will then get you a collar and pick you up for some doggy "play" time in the back of his car. you then will find yourself in his trunk with fourteen other people who read this and took it seriously.

Answer 2

Simply make your voice say "WOOF." And from their, progress forward by listening to the ways real dogs bark, and try to immatate it.