How can you be the class clown?

Constantly make jokes and keep saying dumb things like "Ohhh! Pretty water bottle!" or "I read that book already!" to every single book you read in class. Also, while the teacher's talking, get up and start to sharpen your pencil, really loudly. You can also squeak your shoes whenever they're wet and if the teacher says "Get out "this" folder." then say "but but but why hy hy!" And do it in a whiny voice. Nice and whiny.

Ask out every girl/guy in your class. If anyone says yes, then you say "thanks, but you're way out of my league."

On the other hand...

Why would you want to be the class clown?
Do you really want to be known as the most foolish person in the class? Some people may find that it's the only way they can get noticed, but most class clowns are boring.