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How do you act like a monkey?

Updated: 10/9/2023
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14y ago

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The first thing to consider here is the exact meaning of your question. The answer will vary depending on whether you want to truly impersonate a monkey, or whether you want to maintain a behavior that makes people say things like "you silly monkey".

If you want to truly impersonate a monkey and it's natural behaviors, the answer to this will depend on what kind of monkey you're referring to, making the question far more complicated. For the sake of brevity then, we will assume you are asking the latter question, and simply wish to make the people around you think of you as a monkey.

In answer to that question, the following behaviors are recommended:

# Hunch forward, allowing your arms to hang in front of you, occasionally swinging them and curling them inward to scratch the sides of your torso. # Keep your head below those around you, looking upward with a curious expression. # Make loud screechy noises at others, favouring long repetitious vowel sounds like "eeee! eeee!" and "oooo! oooo!". # Grab clumps of fecal matter from between your buttocks, flinging them at people who do not yet seem persuaded by your performance. # Eat bananas, ideally without removing the peel. # Periodically hammer your fists against any nearby solid surfaces. An array of similar behaviours can be intertwined with these, leaving the people around you with the impression of a real monkey.

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14y ago

Chimps live in communities. These communities are composed of family groups of three to six individuals, totaling about 50 animals. Hierarchies are formed by the adult males of the community, which is led by one alpha (the highest) male. Adolescent females may move freely between communities, although territory is strictly patrolled and conflicts can occur between neighbors.

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12y ago

crazy and are funny sometimes. But otherwise theyre like normal people.

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11y ago

If the monkey is used to you then it will behave like a friend, yet on the other hand, a monkey will either attack or run away, depending on how big it is.

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13y ago

''Naughty and frisky by nature''

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11y ago

no they act like harmonys

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10y ago

calm and weird

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