Just do it how you usually do it but use ALLOT more paper
No sperm in the butt does not cause diareah but the penis being pushed in there may
There are precisely 7 and one half types of butt-sick.
you need to be more specific but if it is your butt motto it is diarrhea
Clean...
They won't die, but there's a good chance that they'll have diarrhea afterwards. You may end up needing to clean it off their butt, and maybe the carpet... I recommend NOT feeding your dog mayo :) Hope this helps!
No. They clean bedrooms.
i believe they do
No. There is no passage between your colon and bladder and urethra. Might've been diarrhea.
Clean?!?
So they wont smell.
I don't think that there is an exact amount of wipes each time to use for your butt to be considered clean. Just use as many wipes as you need to make your butt clean. You may want to take a quick look at the wipe once in a while to see how much more you should wipe.
go clean your nose and eat your butt...