Pie eating has evolved over time into several distinct directions. Theoreticians of pie eating (pitatrosilogists) distinguish two main subtypes: recreational pie eating and competitive pie eating.
It is inadvisable for amateurs to try competitive pie eating techniques on their own for safety reasons. A coach is needed to teach them properly and a spotter is necessary for safety in case of misfeeds, overfills and retro-projection (vomiting). The use of competitive pie eating methods in polite company is likely to result in surprised stares, general disgust, and potentially even bans from the eating venue.
Recreational pie eating can be done safely using the following guidelines.
You will need:
The eating process:
If steps 1 and 2 present some difficulty you should consider using the services of a professional, such as a baker or restaurant server.
If you experience difficulty with steps 3-5 you should consider investing in some manual dexterity training. Your doctor should be able to direct you to a qualified physical therapist.
If you experience difficulty with steps 6-10 you should seek remedial training in consumption of solid foods from your parents. If your parents are unavailable or unwilling to offer such remediation you should look for a local day care professional to assist you.
Most pies are eaten by being sliced and served in wedges on individual dessert plates. They are usually eaten with a fork, or with a fork and spoon when served with ice cream. Some types of pie can be eaten out of hand, usually at picnics and other informal occasions.
you must take a large ladled spoon and raise it to your mouth slowly. Bang the dinner table vigorously to show anticipation. Place the spoon in your mouth and hold it there while chewing.
Known as parboiling- meat is boiled, removed from bone, and mixed in with other ingredients.
you DONT let akash know its there
No, pie can not eat itself.
They do eat pie. They only eat banana pie.
I will not eat that last piece of pie; I will not eat that last piece of pie; I will not eat that last half piece of pie.
scientists eat pie because they get hungry.
thay eat pie with snails in the pie
Humble pie.
Whenever your teeth come in and you can eat food like a pie.
He always pie because his mommy makes him eat it
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Tissues do not eat pie. Tissues in the body get fed by nutrients in the blood.
It depends on the person, some people could eat as much pie as the sun in big, and there are some who don't eat pie at all.
Anyway you want to eat it.