How do you get rid of your older sister?

Ok well i have a solution, but try to improve it, im really young: Get two really energetic kids that have black belts, give them plastic bottles and 5 dollars each, now wait till the morning after reading all of this, set your alarm clock to 6 o clock, when you wake up get the kids and get them to hide behind something close to your sisters room, now wake up your sister, and then when she opens the door, tell the kids to attack her with the plastic bottles then she will run back inside her room but she cant do that because you lock the door being inside the room and she will hide somewhere, that's how you get rid of your older sister :)

That was the last edit. My idea is simple. Just get her to go far away from your house in any way you want (preferably a place that she won't know her way back).