How do you put a joke into a primary school captain speech?

Answer 1

Well , this is not a joke but rhyme.

With confidence I know I can do this task, A vote from you is all I ask.

Answer 2

There are many ways to work a joke into a primary school captain's speech. One could choose to comment on being on the ball for example.

Answer 3

For the most part, the speech should be formal and professional. Not only are you trying to attract the attention of fellow students, but you also need to impress the teachers. If they don't believe you will be a suitable captain, even though you have the most votes, the senior teachers can override them.
You should be serious, but not too serious, to show you have what it takes to be a leader. But you should also be funny but not over the top, to show you have a good sense of humour and are approachable. Remember to mention your personal achievements, your aspirations and give reasons why you should be voted as the captain.


Here are some suggestions for a pinch of humour (or terrible puns). But remember to make the most of the speech professional. Only 10% at a maximum should be based on humour. Try not to place the humour too close together, space them apart in the speech.

• "Most of the school captain speeches sound the same. They start with a quote, put in a couple of jokes and try ever so terribly to find the balance between inspiration and comedy. unfortunately ladies and gentlemen, this one will be no different."
  
  
• "Good morning ladies and gentlemen. A great man/woman once said "Good morning ladies and gentlemen". That great man/woman was me."
  
  
• "For those of you who recognise me... mum, dad, Jennifer Lawrence, thank you for coming, but do me a favour, please wait in the car."
  
  
• "I have never done much sport/drama for school. My sporting/acting career was cut short due to lack of talent."
  
  
• "I will take the S and the H out of 'school" and make it 'cool'."
  
  
• "Thank you everybody for coming. I appreciate you all being here today. Except for the big guy who took my lunch money yesterday."
  
  
• "You better vote for me. Because if you don't, I know what school you go to!"
  
  
• "The headmaster/headmistress/principal just told us before we came on that the speech mustn't be about how cool we are. So I had five minutes to re-write it."
  
  
• "Good morning fellow Britons/Americans, my name is David Cameron/Barack Obama, and today... oh hold on. Woops, sorry, wrong speech." (Throw the speech behind you, pull another out your pocket).
  
  
• "Most people say that these captain speeches are just a popularity contest. Well, according to Facebook, I have a lot of friends."
  
  

Answer 4

Well, isn't that just a happy little question! To put a joke into your primary school captain speech, you could start by thinking about something funny that has happened at school or a light-hearted observation about your classmates. Remember to keep it kind and inclusive so everyone can share a smile together. Just like painting a beautiful landscape, a sprinkle of humor can brighten up your speech and make your classmates feel connected and joyful.

Answer 5

Well, honey, you gotta keep it clean and age-appropriate, no need to traumatize the little ones. Throw in a light-hearted pun or a funny anecdote about school life, but remember, you're not auditioning for a comedy club, you're running for captain. So, sprinkle that humor in there like confetti, not like hot sauce. Good luck, kiddo!

Answer 6

To incorporate a joke into a primary school captain speech, it is essential to ensure the humor is age-appropriate and relevant to the audience. Consider using a light-hearted anecdote or a pun related to leadership or school life. Timing is crucial, so place the joke strategically within the speech to engage the audience and break the ice before transitioning back to the main message. Remember to maintain a balance between humor and the seriousness of the role to leave a positive and memorable impression.

Answer 7

Oh, dude, putting a joke in your primary school captain speech is like adding sprinkles to your ice cream - it just makes it more fun! Just slip in a light-hearted one-liner or a funny anecdote that everyone can relate to. Remember, keep it clean and make sure it's appropriate for all ages. Good luck, future captain of the playground!

Answer 8

=Hi,==I'm School Captain of my school. What i put into my speech was that i can be there to help others, I am kind, happy, giving, respectful and that i can give what ever i can to the school to make it a better place.=Source: My source is that you be yourself and you give it all you have. So be happy and cheerful and you will go very far in life.=I'm also in Primary School=

Answer 9

add a couple of jokes in it.

not ones that will upset someone.

but ones that will make u be a class captain.

also make sure that you do act sensible as well.

do a quote at the beginning, joke at the middle an end an alot of details in between.

Answer 10

This is how I started my speech

"GOOD AFTERNOON TEACHERS AND FELLOW STUDENTS MY NAME IS ??? AND I AM A NOMINEE FOR ??? SCHOOL CAPTAIN IN YEAR ???.