How is a ketchup bottle made?

Answer 1

Hello, Jimmony Billy Bob here.

I am the owner of Heinz Weinz (We make ketchup)

Ketchup is my life, it is i tell you, it is. I have pride in sealing each little bottle of Heinz Weinz ketchup, I DO!

Yes, Indeed.

So, the process starts with "Mush Mush Mushing."

You need, 1000 eggs, 2 crumpled leafs, 9 curtains and 1 fifth of a tomato to make a PERFECT bottle of Heinz Weinz ketchup. You mush them all together for 1 hour in order to get the perfect flavour from both the tomato and the curtain.

After, there is the "Zingt!"

You "Zingt!" a lemon and squeese it out onto the "Mush Mush Mushing!" for which you have jut done.

The final stage is packing and sealing. Here at Heinz Weinz, we are enviroimentilists and so we use 3% less packaging. You package it in a bottle made of 4$ plastic, 96% carrot. :) We are cool. When you seal it, in order to not let the juices and flavour escape, you seal it with PVA glue. yes, indeed.

Do not try this at home unless you have the "Curtain 3000!" Buy from all small shops now, but remember, ask for Heinz Weinz perfect ketchup and enjoy with a plate of onions :)

Thank you, glad i helped.

Jimmony Billy Bob.

(KETCHUP IS MY LIFE!"

Answer 2

by making it