No, but that is the best thing you can do for your self at that time.
No, the only thing that can sober up a drunk person is time (provided he/she has a working liver). Cold showers or coffee or anything else do not work.
Coffe helps apparently. But I think you just need your liver really. So, stop drinking and you will sober up :-)
sober
The best way to sober up is to make yourself puke.
Drunk driving is when you are completely drunk and you are not in your senses and sober driving is when you are almost drunk but you still gain some consciousness in yourself.
sober
eat. sleep.
No, it does not, it just makes you more awake instead of falling asleep ( it is called being a wide awake drunk) No. It makes you more alert but the alcohol in your system is processed by the body at the same rate whether you drink coffee or not.
No. If you're drunk it may keep you awake, but it won't make you sober.
You go to jail and get sober.
Drunk people. Only the sober ones remember to tell others. ;D... <-- Just kidding around. Really, there should not be an 'exact' person who made drunk jokes.
The opposite of sober (unimpaired) would be inebriated, drunk, high, or intoxicated. The opposite of sober (serious) would be frivolous, flippant, or farcical.