Is life too short to dance with fat chicks?

Answer 1

Sometimes, we will think life is too short for certain things. This is because we die, and also because late night infomercials will tell us that life is too short for certain things, like stomach crunches, and manually operated knives, and blankets without sleeves. And we will believe that.

But it is not true. You will hear it, and you will believe it, and you might even see a movie where someone, wearing more leather than others so you know he's cool, will look at the fat girl at the dance and scoff. And some night you will comb your hair and practice your fat-girl rejection-scoff in front of the mirror. You will get it just right, but when it's time to do it at the dance someone will bump into you, mid-scoff, and afterwards you won't be sure if you nailed it or not.

Someday you will be older, and you will not remember the scoff, but you will remember that you didn't dance enough when you were young. Nobody dances enough when they're young, not even dancers.

So everybody should really just drop what they're doing and shake it like the rent is due tomorrow. Because you will never say to yourself, "Oh, if only I had danced less". You will not. You will regret some cheeses, and buying the blanket with sleeves, but dancing you will not regret. When you're older, the hot cheerleader might be fat and married to a guy at the post office, while the fat chick could become super tight, although she probably won't. The point is that when it's time to go, it doesn't matter with whom you danced, it only matter how much you shook it.

Unless she's really fat. Then it's ok to dance alone.