No, because it doesn't purr, although it does contain an unusually high percentage of cats.
Yes, cat poisoning can kill cats, it was made to actually kill cats.
yes ching chongs make them out of cats
yes
Yes, you can use a conditioner on cats provided that it is made especially for felines.
Yes. It's made with acetominophen and aspirin, both of which are deadly to cats.
Yes it was made by US inteligence
The internet
Yes, eucalyptus plants and oils are harmful to cats. You can do a simple internet search for eucalyptus and cats to find several sites listing it as one of the many toxic plants.
98%
Because the internet has many links on cats.
Yes the sugar is bad for them, unless it is specially made.
No, cats are not made from pizza.