Pretend to be ill

Answer 1

pretend you have a stomach ache and spends ages in the bathroom pretending to hang over the toliet

being sick put some water in your mouth and when your mum or dad are standing out side the bathroom

spitt it all in the toliet and say you was sick and also try and cry whenever you do this they always fall for tears

or just go to school make the most of it youll regret it

Answer 2

pretend to be sick by running into the bathroom and close the door now get a cup full of water and pour a bit in the toilet simultaneously make sick noises

and make sure no-one comes in

or

mix porridge with seeds and eat some lasagna about 2 days old (so it smells like you've been sick) and pour some porridge on the floor get rid of the other porridge and then make sick noises and wait for your mum /dad to come

Answer 3

I'm assuming that you want to do this to go home?

You'll want to start in the morning, by saying you feel dizzy or sick. later on ask to leave a class to get fresh air cos you feel sick. then leave your class saying you feel sick. go to bathroom and make gagging coughing noises in cubicle. come out wiping mouth on tissue. say you have been sick. act wobbly, weak voice, stomach ache + sore throat. you will get sent home.

at home, keep up the wobbly movement, the weak voice, stomach ache and the sore throat. You need to tell that you have been sick at school. later in the day go to the bathroom and make coughing noises. come out and say you felt sick but were ok.

voila!

Answer 4

frm experience dont put red ink dots all on your face only simply cough and drink something hot then let your guardian take your temperature then he/she will believe u. but dont let them give you any medicine! just get a cough drop or chicken noodle soup

Answer 5

wake up at 4am and say mum i was sick

Answer 6

malingering