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The human body is a truly remarkable instrument. It can regulate your breathing while you sleep, encode and store a seemingly limitless amount of information, even reproduce itself from nothing but two cells, food, and the blood of a young woman (babies=parasites).
Yet no man on this earth can guarantee with any certainty that when he zips up after a trip to the urinal, a few drops of liquid waste aren't going to slither down his pants leg and splatter against his thigh like hot balls of hate.
You'd think we would take this as a hint that we should wipe our penises off after urination. We do not.
Why not? Because if you wiped the tip of your penis off with tissue paper at a urinal, every man in a half-mile radius would have no choice but to come to your location and pummel the sense out of you. It just feels wrong, like eating a candy bar with a knife and fork. You can't blame us for not doing it; no more than we can blame you for the mood swings you may experience before ovulation (and in all history, no man has ever done that).
I'd also bet that the one or two drops of urine that may escape us now and then are no more unsanitary that the faucets, doorhandles and soap dispensers we handle getting in and out of the hellhole that is a public restroom. So cut us some slack, or else stop looking at us all weird when we stick our manhood under the hand-dryers.
I got this answer from guyspeak, it was too good not to forward, but will give credit where credit is due.
What else can I help you with?
How should you wipe after peeing?
From the front of your vagina to the back.
Does Miley Cyrus wipe after peeing?
i do not hope so !!
How should a girl wipe her butt?
after she gets done peeing she needs to wipe her self, if shes little she might need help but she takes some toilet paper a and wipes from her vagina to the front if she pees if she poops she wipes from her vagina to the back
What has more germs your hand or your penis?
Your penis cause u never wipe it when u are done peeing.
What do girls do when they're done peeing?
Wipe dry and then pull up there pants and flush. Wash hands.
Do men prefer to stand or sit while peeing?
stand
What should be the time gap between drinking water and urinating?
When you are properly hydrated you should drink as much as you are peeing out as you are peeing.
I am a guy peeing blood what should I do?
You should go to a doctor.
Where should people avoid peeing?
People should avoid peeing in any public place due to laws set out but should also consider the sanitary effects of this. Some countries such as India do not forbid peeing in the street so a locality check is needed.
Does neutering a 2 year old pit bull stop territorial peeing?
it should, but if it doesn't , you should get some belly bands, that prevents them from peeing on things!
Is it bad to pee black?
Yeah. If you are peeing black it means that you are peeing out blood. You should see a doctor right away.
What direction do men wipe their butts?
back to front
