Should men wipe after peeing

Answer 1

The human body is a truly remarkable instrument. It can regulate your breathing while you sleep, encode and store a seemingly limitless amount of information, even reproduce itself from nothing but two cells, food, and the blood of a young woman (babies=parasites).

Yet no man on this earth can guarantee with any certainty that when he zips up after a trip to the urinal, a few drops of liquid waste aren't going to slither down his pants leg and splatter against his thigh like hot balls of hate.

You'd think we would take this as a hint that we should wipe our penises off after urination. We do not.

Why not? Because if you wiped the tip of your penis off with tissue paper at a urinal, every man in a half-mile radius would have no choice but to come to your location and pummel the sense out of you. It just feels wrong, like eating a candy bar with a knife and fork. You can't blame us for not doing it; no more than we can blame you for the mood swings you may experience before ovulation (and in all history, no man has ever done that).

I'd also bet that the one or two drops of urine that may escape us now and then are no more unsanitary that the faucets, doorhandles and soap dispensers we handle getting in and out of the hellhole that is a public restroom. So cut us some slack, or else stop looking at us all weird when we stick our manhood under the hand-dryers.

I got this answer from guyspeak, it was too good not to forward, but will give credit where credit is due.

Answer 2

nope!!! no need for us to wope so we just pee shake it off and leave!!

Answer 3

Well I Wipe my penis after peeing and I think it's healthy And if u don't it gets a fishy smell I have experienced it and I'm only 12 but yeh wipe but not with water

Answer 4

Uh, because there's nothing to wipe?

You just shake off any residual drops of urine and put it away.