What are the rules on NCIS?

Answer 1

Rule #01: Never let suspects stay together. (Never screw over your partner)

Rule #02: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #03: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (Never be unreachable)

Rule #04: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #05: Never bypass the chain of command

Rule #06: Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness

Rule #07: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #08: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #09: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case.

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13 Never ever involve lawyers.

Rule #14: Never hide an injury

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone has the upper hand break it

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Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

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Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

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Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: 1. They don't notice you, 2. They only notice you.

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Rule #35: always watch the watchers

Rule #36: if you feel like you're being played your probably are

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There are no such things as coincidences

Rule #40: If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #42: Never except an apology from someone who just sucker punched you

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Rule #44: Hide the women and children

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess

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Rule #49: NEVER BUILD ANYTHING FROM FIBREGLASS

Rule #50: NEVER BUILD A BOAT IN YOUR BASEMENT

Rule #51: Sometimes You're Wrong

Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man

Answer 2

Gibb's Rules -(The most important rules you'll ever learn!)- :

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #1: Never surrender

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case

Rule #11: When the case is done ... walk away

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, EVER involve lawyers!

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Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand...then break it!

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

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Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

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Rule #28: Never run with sharp objects

Rule #29: Never fall asleep at your desk while handwriting a report

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Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.

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Rule #38: Never Interrupt Gibbs while he's talking to a redhead

Rule #38: Your case, Your lead

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Rule #40: If you think someone's out to get you, they are

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Rule #42: To get the right answers you have to ask the right questions

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Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children first

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.

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Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong

*The rules with stars either have not yet been announced on the show or I have not yet located them.

Answer 3

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. - there are 2 number ones.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself.Second best? Tell one other person - if you must.There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize - Its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case.

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, …break it!

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs ininterrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, - second way, they only notice you.

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

"The 40's are for Emergency Use Only!"

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.

Rule #51: Sometimes - You're Wrong!