What are The grumpy teacher by allan ahlberg poem words?

What shall we do with the grumpy teacher by Allan Ahlberg

What shall we do with the grumpy teacher?
What shall we do with the grumpy teacher?
What shall we do with the grumpy teacher,
Early in the morning

Hang on the hook behind the class room door,
Tie her up and leave her in the PE store,
Make her be with Derek Drew for ever more,
Early in the morning.

Please miss we're only Joking,
Don't mean to be provoking.
How come your ears are smoking
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with the grumpy teacher?
What shall we do with the grumpy teacher?
What shall we do with the grumpy teacher,
Early in the morning

Send him out to duty when the sleet is sleeting,
Keep him after school to take a parents meeting.
Stand him in the hall to watch the children eating
Early in the Morning.

Please sir we're only teasing,
Don't mean to be displeasing
Help - that's our necks your squeezing!
Early in the Morning

What shall we do with the grumpy teacher?
What shall we do with the grumpy teacher?
What shall we do with the grumpy teacher,
Early in the morning

Tickle her toes with a hairy creature,
Leave her in the jungle where the ants can reach her,
BRING HER BACK ALIVE TO BE A CLASSROOM TEACHER!
Early in the MORNING!

My version: (because we had to do it in English although its only 2 verses i got time to do!)

What shall i do with my annoying cousin
What shall i do with my annoying cousin
What shall i do with my annoying cousin
Early in the morning

Steal his Phone and make it dirty
Hang his girlfriend so he doesn't get flirty
Set his alarm for 3.30
Early in the morning

Steal his sweet stash and eat the lot
Pour water over him from the coffee pot
Make him sleep in the baby's cot
Early in the morning

Mines NO WAY NEAR as good as his version

the tune of this poem is the tune to what shall we do with the drunken sailor

Hope this helped! ( not including my version)