What is a good Halloween joke?

Answer 1

This is a popular story, but it's been passed around so often that every version of the story is slightly different. The success of the story depends highly on the way it is told. Pause dramatically with each drip, drip, drip, and and between each paragraph to allow the audience to build a mental image and imagine what the dripping is. I suggest ending the story in a whisper to dramatize it. Also, improvisation is good here, as it allows you to build on the story:

Tony was a little boy, about 10 years old. He lived in a large house with his mother, his father, and his dog, Rex. One day, his parents had to leave him at home alone. Tony was scared, since he had never been home alone before. His mother said, "Just go to sleep, and if you're scared, put your hand under the bed and Rex will make you fell better."

So they left, and Tony went to bed. He tried to sleep, but there was something...a drip, drip, drip coming from somewhere in the house. Tony got out of bed and went to the kitchen, where he closed the tap firmly, and went back to bed. Slightly frightened, he put his hand under the bed, and his felt his dog lick it. Comforted, he tried to go back to sleep.

But hardly a minute later, there it was again...drip, drip, drip...He went to the bathroom, and closed the tap tightly. He was quite unnerved by now, so he ran back to his bed, and put his hand under it. The dog licked it again. Feeling less alone, he went back to bed.

But there it was again, that eerie drip, drip, drip... Very frightened, he checked all the taps in the house. When he went to check the tap in the garage, he heard it quite clearly, drip, drip, drip...

He opened the door. Something was suspended in the air. He turned on the light. There was his dog, hanging from the ceiling, blood drip, drip, dripping from it. On the wall, written in large dark red letters that oozed down towards the floor, it said, "If your dog was here, what was under the bed?"

Answer 2

Here are some Halloween jokes:

• What is a vampire's least favourite food? Stake (Steak)
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts.
• How do you stop a skeleton from laughing? Take his funny bone away.
• What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
• What subject in school do witches do best at? Spelling.

Answer 3

There are lots of great Halloween jokes. One begins this way, "What kind of monster is the best dancer?" The hilarious response to the question is "The Boogie Man!"

Answer 4

To undecorate someones house.