What are good tombstone sayings for Halloween?

Answer 1

Here lies Lester Moore

Four slugs from a .44

No Les No More.

I told you that I was sick!

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake

Stepped on the gas instead of the brake

Gone away, Owin' more than he could pay

Here lies Johnny Yeast.

Pardon me For not rising.

Bill Blake

Was hanged by mistake.

Here lays Butch.

We planted him raw.

He was quick on the trigger

But slow on the draw.

Here lies the body

Of Margaret Bent

She kicked up her heels

And away she went.

here lies AN atheist, John Doe

All dressed up and no place to go!

Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young.

Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767

Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange.

Here lies my wife, I bid her goodbye. She rests in peace and now so do I.

Here lies Clyde whose life was full until he tried to milk a bull