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Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Bar-B-Q
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
José
José who?
José can you see by the dawn's early light?
(Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light? -- first line of The Star-Spangled Banner)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
(I love you!)
[edit] Puns on other words
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?
(Aren't you going to open the door?)
A similar joke expands the structure:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
(Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana" again?)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor
That's right!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.
Knock Knock
Who's There
doctor
doctor who?
OI THATS MY LINE!
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange u glad i aint a BANANA
knock knock
whos there
honey
honey who
honey whos there?
(soz thats crap)
knock knock
whos there
kate
kate MOSS?!?
noo kate MOSES
What else can I help you with?
What are some good 'knock knock jokes that involve oats?
knock knockl ? who's there. Oats Oats Who OATS
Where can you find a very good knock knock joke?
You can find one very good knock knock joke in a special book called "Jokes to tell" by pocket pal. I t also has other things like riddles and Guess who. You can search stores such as walmart,target,and the 99 cent store. Many special ed kids get them for free and in hospitals to. THANK YOU! BY:JESSICA QUINTE
What are some common funny jokes?
Here are a few 'popular' jokes, hope you like! . . . -There are two muffins in an oven and the first one says, "whoa, it's hot in here!" then the second one responds, "HOLY CRAP!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!" -Yo' mama sooo ugly that they filmed 'Gorrilas In The Mist' when she was in the showerr! ~OHHHHH BURNN~
What are some good Mario knock knock jokes?
Oh, dude, Mario knock-knock jokes? Like, sure, I can totally help with that. Knock knock! Who's there? Mario. Mario who? Mario Kart is way better than real driving, am I right? Oh, and knock knock! Who's there? Luigi. Luigi who? Luigi can't handle how awesome Mario is!
Knock knock who there witch witch who?
Two answers to this joke. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you can fix my broomstick? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
What are some good Caribbean carnival jokes?
knock knock whos their MEE
What are some good 'knock knock jokes that involve oats?
knock knockl ? who's there. Oats Oats Who OATS
What Are Some Valentine's Day Jokes?
knock knock who's there I I who I love you *kiss*
What are some jokes to tell your grandpa?
Knock Knock. Whos there? not your grandma. shes dead.
What are good jokes for children?
Knock knock jokes are great jokes for children of all ages. Here are some favorites: Knock knock - Who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - I'm glad you're so excited! Knock knock - Who's there? - Boo - Boo who? - Well, you don't have to cry about it. Knock knock - Who's there? - Ash - Ash who? - Bless you. Knock knock - Who's there? - Who - Who who? - Is there an owl in there? Knock knock - Who's there? - Tank - Tank who? - You're welcome. Knock knock - Who's there? - Lettuce - Lettuce who? - Lettuce in and you'll find out. Knock knock - Who's there? - Nobel - Nobel who? - Nobel, that's why I knocked.
What are some government knock knock jokes?
Knock Knock - Who's there? - The IRS. We are taking your house.' Another is 'Knock Knock - Who's there? - Stalin. - Stalin who? - Stalin for time!'
What are some good anti jokes?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Oh don't cry I know that it's a lame/bad joke but you don't have to cry! :( :D
What are some jokes to tell to little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter... MOO!
What are some good little johnny jokes?
knock knock who's there? Little Johnny Oh hi little Johnny, please come in, wipe your feet, you can leave your shoes by the door
Where can you find a very good knock knock joke?
You can find one very good knock knock joke in a special book called "Jokes to tell" by pocket pal. I t also has other things like riddles and Guess who. You can search stores such as walmart,target,and the 99 cent store. Many special ed kids get them for free and in hospitals to. THANK YOU! BY:JESSICA QUINTE
What are some good knock knock jokes?
I get up in front of the class at recess every day and do jokes I made up here are some that made tem burst out in laughter. Knock Knock! Whose there? You where born on a pile of pa. You where born on a pile of pa who. You where born on a pile of poo. Knock Knock. Whose there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my gas tank please I'll pay! Knock Knock! Whose tere? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in Tomato head we're all vegtables. Knock Knock. Whose There. Hi Men. Hi men Who? Hi men the mood for love (Not for sexual activity.) How was the rollercoaster today. It has its ups and downs. Why didn't the car start? Because it didn't have any gas ppphhh. How do you communicate with a fish. Drop him a line. What are you called when in a bathroom stall. Europian (Your a peeing) [Kid] Something stung me in this brose. [Camp Counsoler] There is no B/bee in brose. [Kid] There was in this one. Get it a bee in a rose. Can you tell me a good joke about the pop singer Ke$ha the one who sings blow, we R who we R, tik tok, blah blah blah, cannibol, your love is my drug, etc.
What are some birthday jokes?
go on you tube and type in tords birthday song-its hilarious
