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I phoned the Swine Flu help hotline yesterday but all I heard was CRACKLING, I guess too many people were HOGGING the line!

The best treatment for swine flu is oinkment!

Is Swine Flu the past tense of When pigs fly?

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A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"

The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?"

"No, I drove here."

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have the bird flu, you need a tweetment.

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