Slang terms for a woman:chickbroaddameSlang terms for a man:studa "hunk"
jewelry jacket, jock strap, j's (shoes), jersey
Tighten her up with a clothes pin or some duct tape oughta do it!
Here are some slang terms for potatoes:SpudsTatersMurphyTots
Jock straps come in two different types. Some have a pouch to hold a hard cup in place, for sports where you might get hit. A soft jock strap is just designed to hold the genitals up very tightly against the body so they don't bounce and twist during athletics.
The slang terms I'm familiar with are: P.I. Private Eye, Peeper and Dick