What cannot do in your computer?

Answer 1

* You cannot thumb wrestle with a computer * You cannot knit socks with a computer * You cannot get rid of your mother-in-law with a computer * You cannot use a computer a a grappling hook * You cannot make pudding with a computer * You cannot do a headstand on a motorcycle at 60 MPH with a computer * You cannot make a Frisbee out of a vending machine with a computer * You cannot recite the alphabet upside-down with a computer * You cannot marry a computer (outside of California) * You cannot pilot a TIE fighter with a computer (Use the Force, Luke!) * You cannot swallow 80 ping-pong balls with a computer * You cannot eat waffles and do the Macarena naked on the Empire State Building with a computer * You cannot share head lice with a computer * You cannot teach Yoko Ono how to sing with a computer * You cannot lick your elbow with a computer * You cannot shave a cue ball with a computer * You cannot talk about /b/ with a computer * You cannot talk about /b/ with a computer * You cannot defeat Chuck Norris with a computer. Don't even think about it.

* You cannot make Rosie O'Donnell not look like a fat slob with a computer. Not even with Photoshop. * You cannot stretch 2,000 miles of Silly Putty across America with a computer. * You cannot do that! I won't let you! * You cannot stick crayons in any bodily orifice with a computer. * You cannot use a computer as a surfboard. * You cannot wrap Teflon tape across an elephant with a computer.

Answer 2

There are many things which computer can do but unfortunately it has it's limitations.A computer does not allow you to enter it and eat your meals.It will not allow you to urinate on it.Although you may be able to urinate, but it will show it's resistance by giving some periodic shocks.The limitations of computer are uncountable.You can not fly in your computer unless it is being thrown.You can never have sex with your computer.It just gives you artificial sex fantasy via porn.

You can not go and live in your computer.It's not a living place.

I can go on like this for minutes but hey, it will take my time too.SO keep exploring the limitations of your computer

Answer 3

Computers can do many things depending on how they were programmed. they can not however, think for themselves. Somewhere, some one had to program the computers commands.

Answer 4

computers can't tell us were to go and it can't turn on automatically

from Joshua Taningco

Answer 5

It is limited by the software and hardware you have. Obviously the stuff way ahead of our time like cloning, time travel and teleportation is not possible yet.

Answer 6

Take a bath with it XD