What do you do if a vampire kidnapped you?

Answer 1

1. Vampires aren't real.

2. It depends on where you are.

3. If you're by a church, run in and throw Holy Water on them or find a Crucifix and stand by it/put your hand on it.

4. If you're by a lumber yard, get some wood and stab them.

5. If you're by a farmers market/grocery store, get some garlic, hold on to it and run for it.

6. Vampires aren't real.

7. No one considers the option of just going with it and joining them?

Answer 2

If a vampire kidnapped you, try to stay calm and avoid making sudden movements to avoid provoking them. Look for an opportunity to escape or seek help discreetly. Remember that vampires are fictional creatures, so calling the authorities would be the best course of action in reality.

Answer 3

No matter what you do he/she is going to do whatever they want to do with you. Trying to resist is a waste of effort and trying to escape is just plain stupid.