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Brator is short for vibrator.
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Who is Alexander K Parker?
Alex Kennel Parker born in 1982 is a young prestigious man well known for his association with the movie business and adult entertaining. Alex's innovative sex toys and positions including the top selling toy the Mas-tube-brator and a position called the Samoan Aviator which words cannot comprehend, have launched his career and has allowed him to erect a chain of brothels on Veno St, Heathcote. Alex is said to be the next John Ibrahim but denies these claims with quotes including "Isn't john a trainer at Hanrob" and "I own brothels, not child care centres".Alex is also known for his 3 closest friends including his 2 security guards with consist of the "Mortimer Twins" and a friend of the name of Keirin Gayden Lee Clements A.K.A The Man with the Black & White Flanno.Alex was recently knocked back as the 4th person in the Human Centipede as his Anus was too hairy for the camera, therefore the director deciding to end the 3 person collaboration with a ladies backside. This rejection made Alex seek bigger and better things including his new production which he is working on now called "Keep on eating" which has the plot of Harold Hoot played by Dale Cross who turns his wife into a 1 ton beast so he can have sexual relation with an elephant like mammal.Alex is usually a good judge of character but was shocked as his long time 3 week girlfriend turned out to be a Nymphomaniac and was arrested with indecent exposure in the attempt of Paraphilias (sexual partners that are not human) with a chain saw..Alex also established the idea of Y2K, wrote a worst selling book proving that Titanic actually ran into a Nazi submarine used for animal cross breeding and a novel titled "My Attraction to Baboons a** cheeks"ALEX is in the process of building a rocket ship made up play doh, tooth picks, lubricant, Tabasco sauce, Fluorine and Davo Kalatsis hair. This ship will save him from the 2012 doomsday but has said to be only taking his dog Rocky on the trip.
