1000 ways to die

Answer 1

1. fall out of a building (weeee!)
2. drive off of a cliff (oopsie!)
3. get old (uggghhh!)
4. starve (I'm hungry)
5. heat exhaustion (*pant pant*)
6. take too many pills (aw, crud. Only two?)
7. stand up during a bank robbery right after the bad dudes told you to get down (dude, why'd you shoot me?!?)
8. try to pet a poisonous spider or snake (hey there buddy- OWCH!!)
9. have a hormonal embalance and flip out!
10. throw yourself into a raging volcano
11. jump off a plane without a parachute
12. eat pork while being surrounded by muslims
13. stand in front of a car who cant avoid you
14. wait until the world ends
15. try to eat an alive crocodile`s tongue
16. inhalate amonium
17. stand naked and tied in front of an EMO
18. hold your breath while you are underwater and can`t get out
19. try to find out the other 981 ways to die

Answer 2

They just show a mix of all of the deaths in a montage with people in the hospital looking really messed up.

Answer 3

If you mean the #1 way to die, it is called ichi boned. But if you mean the first ever that aired on TV, it's called semi-cide