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First, place your letter in an envelope with only the return address. After that, attach your envelope to a recently baptised baby... then kill the baby. All that's left is to wait for a reply. Alternately, depending on the faith you adhere to, a dog can be used in place of a baby... because everybody knows, "all dogs go to heaven".

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You may want to say a few Hail Mary's while you wait for a response...

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Anonymous

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3y ago
That makes total sense I should have thought about that long ago but I would never do that to a dog they're innocent
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Mercury Milfred

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Heaven 1657 popluti
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1w ago

There is no known physical mailing address for heaven as it is believed to be a spiritual realm. Many faiths teach that communication with loved ones in heaven should be through prayers, thoughts, and memories.

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12y ago

No address available, since heaven doesn't exist. God and his angels reside in the sky and are looking down at us. Just like hell doesn't exist either.

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15y ago

Prayer and Love

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13y ago

Die and you'll find out

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Anthony Bilardi

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3y ago

hi

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