A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast."
A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. “What’s going on?” he asks a cemetery worker. “It’s Beethoven,” says the worker. “He’s decomposing.”
Knock knock who is there interrupting cow interrupting co moo
Depends on which jokes you like :)
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
A personal joke book.
The question is actually:What is the best WAY to serve lion, meat?And the answer to that in Joke Form is:As a mane dish.Humor paint:Its as a MAIN dish, but the joke comes in because male lions have manes around their head.Most common responses to this joke:I don't get it...Umm... that's lame.I get it but, it's not funny.And vice versa.ENJOY YOUR ANSWER! (;
Your Mama's so poor, that when I lit a match in her house, the cockroaches started to sing "Clap your hands! Stomp your feet! Praise the Lord, cuz we got heat!"
A joke that is not funny would be a joke that no one laughs at. The way to truly discover if a joke is funny, is to tell the joke to see if anyone laughs. However, humor is subjective, one may find it funny, another may not.
Ross Kemp is a joke.
Jokebutton.com is the best joke site i have been on
he joke where the punch line is Boo mop is the 'The Best Lame Joke'.
yes.
dont no do you
The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980 was released on: USA: 1980
im one of the best no joke......
"Why did the chicken cross the road" is a classic joke. There are lots of great joke books in the humor section of your local library or bookstore.
knock knock jokes are probally the best
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It is regular Triangle. The payoff the funny part of the joke is suppose to be at the end.....
Saw it on a bumper: "I started with nothing and I have almost all of it left!"