What is the first page of Percy Jackson?
The first page of the lightning thief says:
"1 I ACCIDENTALLY VAPORIZE
MY PRE-ALGEBRA TEACHER
Look, I didn't want to be a half - blood.
If you're reading this because you think you might be
one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe what-
ever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth and try
to lead a normal life.
Being a half - blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the
time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.
If your a normal kid, reading this because you think
its fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to
believe that none of this ever happened.
But if recognize yourself in these pages- if you feel
something stirring inside -stop reading immediately. You
might be one of us. And once you know that, its only a mat-
ter of time before they send it too, and they'll come for you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
My name is Percy Jackson.
I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a
boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for
troubled kids in upstate New York.
Am I a troubled kid?
Yeah. You could say that."